- We are given children to test us and make us more spiritual.

- The great use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it.

- Numbers constitute the only universal language.

- Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.

- A man seldom thinks with more earnestness of anything than he does of his dinner.

- Life has its own hidden forces which you can only discover by living.




Come back next week for more humor.