Signs Written in English Discovered Around the World  

On a French passenger jet:     Live West Under Your Seat.

In a Tokyo hotel:     Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read notis.

In a Leipzig elevator:     Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.

In a Japanese hotel:     You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.

In a Belgrade hotel elevator:     Please leave your values at the front desk.

In a hotel in Athens:     Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 a.m. daily.

In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Monastery:     You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.

In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers:     Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension.

In a Swiss mountain inn:     Special today: no ice cream.

On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:     Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.




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