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On a French passenger jet: Live West Under Your Seat.
In a Tokyo hotel: Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read notis.
In a Leipzig elevator: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.
In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
In a Belgrade hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk.
In a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 a.m. daily.
In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers: Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension.
In a Swiss mountain inn: Special today: no ice cream.
On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.