Quotes on Family   “Being part of a family means smiling for photos.” –Harry Morgan “You don’t choose your family. They are God’s gift to you, as you are to them.” –Desmond Tutu “Family and friends are hidden treasures, seek them and enjoy their riches.” –Wanda Hope Carter "Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family ... in another city.” –George Burns “My family is my life, and everything else comes second as far as what’s important to me.” –Michael Imperioli “Rejoice with your family in the beautiful land of life.” –Albert Einstein “Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.” –Evan Esar “The only rock I know that stays steady, the only institution I know that works, is the family.” –Lee Iacocca “To put the world right in order, we must first put the nation in order; to put the nation in order, we must first put the family in order; to put the family in order, we must first cultivate our personal life; we must first set our hearts right.” –Confucius     Humorous Married Names   -   If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono. -   If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she'd be Dolly Dali. -   If Bo Derek married Don Ho, she'd be Bo Ho. -   If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader, she'd be Ella Vader. -   If Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra, she'd be Oprah Chopra. -   If Cat Stevens married Snoop Doggy Dogg, he'd be Cat Doggy Dogg. -   If Bea Arthur married Sting, she'd be Bea Sting. -   If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marry      Herman Munster, she'd become Sondra Locke Ness Munster.